Game 8: Aliens vs Bjørndal If Ck

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Four runouts and a Mankad (to be read in ridiculous trailer narrator voice)

Narrator:

This summer (duf duf duf duf)

Damien Devlin and Shahabaz Basheer star in (duf duf duf duf)

Four runouts and a Mankad

Boom!!!

Narrator:

(optimistic music) It was a normal game in the 6th division

Yet again, Aliens were chasing a pissant total

(music turns dark) Until… duf duf duf duf

Shahbaz Basheer (slow-mo): Yeeeeeessss, nooooooo, waaaaaiiit…… Sorrrrrrrryyyyyy

Matt (furious on the sideline): Mark my words, I’m going to fucking kill that man. And his family!!!

Narrator:

And just when you thought things couldn’t get worse

Some dickhead Mankads Damien

Dickhead: (slow-mo, takes the bails off) hoooowwwzaaaaat!!!

Dickhead: (does airplane celebration slow-mo) yeeeeeeesssss!!

Narrator:

But when they needed him most.

(optimistic music returns) Dave pulled out his pull. (slow mo perfect pull shot)

And Aliens prevailed yet again.

Boom!!!

Four runouts and a Mankad

Coming soon

Benan: Five runouts in an innings. It’s got to be a club record…. Hasn’t it? Dennis: (Clint Eastwood-esque) Nope. Welcome to Aliens son.

Boom!