Friendly Match 6: Aliens vs Helsfyr
When: 24 August
Where: Ekeberg 3
Helsfyr Cricket Club 103/10 18.0 overs
Aliens Cricket Club 104/4 16.1 overs
Aliens won by six wickets
Three-word match report
Weather: Winter is coming
Aliens: Typical Alien’s apathy
Opposition: Even more apathetic
David M: Bowled unreasonably fast
Damon: Catch. Catch. Catch.
David K: Let Ryan Bowl?
Ryan: Sledged by umpire
Dennis: Posh Indian bloke
Peter L: Wicket. Wicket. Wicket.
Arif: Our Afghan hero
Eric: Fun bike ride
Branson: Fire in Babylon-ish
Ankush: Our politest Indian
Marcus: Our impolite-st Australian