When: 24 August

Where: Ekeberg 3

Helsfyr Cricket Club 103/10 18.0 overs

Aliens Cricket Club 104/4 16.1 overs

Aliens won by six wickets

See the scorecard at CricHQ

Three-word match report 

Weather: Winter is coming  

Aliens: Typical Alien’s apathy 

Opposition: Even more apathetic 

David M: Bowled unreasonably fast 

Damon: Catch. Catch. Catch. 

David K: Let Ryan Bowl? 

Ryan: Sledged by umpire 

Dennis: Posh Indian bloke 

Peter L: Wicket. Wicket. Wicket. 

Arif: Our Afghan hero 

Eric: Fun bike ride 

Branson: Fire in Babylon-ish 

Ankush: Our politest Indian 

Marcus: Our impolite-st Australian